"Mom, is billion bigger than trillion?"
Me: "No, Trillion is bigger than billion, why?"
"Well, I have a question that talks about the billions of stars in universe."
Me: "Yeah, and the government wants to spend more dollars than there are stars in the sky."
"Wow, hmm, wow."
Me: "Yep, more than there are stars in the sky. Sheesh!! What are they thinking!!!